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This one is very good. I am afraid we shall have a few employees left after this test. Vince From: Mike A Roberts 03/14/2001 01:21 PM To: Vince J Kaminski/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: The QUIZ Vince, maybe we could use this to screen prospective new research group members! - Mike ---------------------- Forwarded by Mike A Roberts/HOU/ECT on 03/14/2001 01:14 PM --------------------------- Kaye Davenport @ EES 03/14/2001 01:05 PM To: Bruce N Stram/HOU/EES@EES, <mjacobson@fce.com<, Mike A Roberts/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: The QUIZ Just checking you all out!!! ---------------------- Forwarded by Kaye Davenport/HOU/EES on 03/14/2001 01:04 PM --------------------------- "Blair Hodges" <blair_hodges@hotmail.com< on 03/14/2001 12:29:51 PM To: brhodes@downstreamenergy.com, mscandyd2001@msn.com, Donna.Laird@Wilcom.com, GPhillips@dacg.com, mipopi@hotmail.com, kdavenpo@enron.com, kwilliam@alogic.com, merry@tjtaxlaw.com, wondershea@prodigy.net, mknbrd_2000@yahoo.com, theresa.viguerie@inteq.com, hayatu@yahoo.com cc: Subject: The QUIZ The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The correct answer is: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? The correct answer is: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all 4 questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Send this out to frustrate all of your friends _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com
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