FW: ST. PETER'S CLOCKS

This one tickled me. SRS

< Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.
< Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a HUGE wall of clocks behind him.
< She asked, "What are the reasons for all those clocks?"
<
< St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. ... Everyone on Earth has
a
< Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
<
< "Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
<
< "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
< she has never told a lie in all her long life."
<
< "And whose clock is that?", said Hillary.
<
< "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
< telling us that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
<
< "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
<
< "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.