obituary

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"Nyna K. Kent" <NK02@hou-metro.harris.tx.us< on 10/01/99 09:12:33 AM
To: Alina Bolua <AB02@hou-metro.harris.tx.us<, Angie Lathan
<apayne@galaxycable.com<, "Carla (Home)" <fordc@swbell.net<, "Debbie's Work"
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Irma Arevalo <IA01@hou-metro.harris.tx.us<, Tory Bracy/Corp/Enron@ENRON
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Subject: obituary

< Kathy had just become a widow and needed to put an
< obituary in the paper about her late husband, Anthony.
<
< She called the newspaper and asked, "how much to put an
< obituary in the paper?"
<
< "The cost is $0.50 per word," said the newspaper editor.
<
< "Fine, please print "Bubba died."
<
< The startled newspaper editor explained that there was a
< 7 word minimum charge.
<
< Kathy thought for a moment, then said, "Okay, then, please
< print 'Bubba died. 1983 pickup truck for sale.'"
<