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-----Original Message----- From: paul.kitchen@txu-europe.com@ENRON On Behalf Of paul.kitchen@txu-europe.com Sent: Friday, January 11, 2002 8:57 AM To: louise@enron.com Subject: IT Consultants ---------------------- Forwarded by Paul Kitchen/EPETL/EASTERN on 11/01/2002 14:56 --------------------------- From: Sean Dodd on 11/01/2002 09:45 To: Andrew Peyman/EPETL/EASTERN@Eastern, Rupert Holbrook/EPETL/EASTERN@Eastern, Luke Edwards/EPETL/EASTERN@Eastern, Paul Kitchen/EPETL/EASTERN@Eastern, Daniel Godfrey/EPETL/EASTERN@Eastern, Roshan Weerasinghe/EPETL/EASTERN@Eastern cc: Subject: IT Consultants For all you guys who had dealings with Structure ... ---------------------- Forwarded by Sean Dodd/EPETL/EASTERN on 11/01/2002 09:39 --------------------------- Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, "Okay." The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here." The shepherd answers, "That's correct, you can have your sheep." The young man takes an animal and puts it in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks, "If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?" The young man answers, "Yes, why not?" The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant." "How did you know?" asks the young man. "Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my friggin' business. Now can I have my dog back?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISCLAIMER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This E-mail is private and confidential and may be covered by legal professional privilege. It is therefore only intended for the addressee(s). If you are not one of those persons you must not read, copy, store, disclose, use or distribute its contents. Please also contact the sender immediately and delete the original. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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