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From:tori.kuykendall@enron.com
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Subject:Warning Mildly Offensive But Funny As Hell
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Date:Sun, 17 Dec 2000 23:54:00 -0800 (PST)

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"Rachel Haygood" <RHAYGOOD@Mail.Darbylaw.com< on 12/15/2000 08:38:32 AM
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Subject: Warning Mildly Offensive But Funny As Hell


Thirsty Cowboys:

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking
quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller? asks one of the cowboys.

No, the woman shakes her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head No again. The first
cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her
panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the
small of her back.

This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her
mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. His
partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but, I
never seen anybody do it."