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From:tori.kuykendall@enron.com
To:rhaygood@darbylaw.com
Subject:FW: Stress Relief from "Loopy Chickenbutt"
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Date:Fri, 23 Feb 2001 01:52:00 -0800 (PST)

---------------------- Forwarded by Tori Kuykendall/HOU/ECT on 02/23/2001
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<Jennifer_Lamprecht@oxy.com< on 02/23/2001 09:10:31 AM
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hadix.susan@epenergy.com, Ian_Johnston@nexeninc.com,
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Subject: FW: Stress Relief from "Chim-Chim" & "Cheeseball"



< Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
< to break up the day. Here is your dose...
<
< Follow the instructions to find your funny name.
<
< The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
< and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey: The evil
< Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
<
< Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
< < < a = stinky
< < < b = lumpy
< < < c = buttercup
< < < d = gidget
< < < e = crusty
< < < f = greasy
< < < g = fluffy
< < < h = cheeseball
< < < i = chim-chim
< < < j = poopsie
< < < k = flunky
< < < l = booger
< < < m = pinky
< < < n = zippy
< < < o = goober
< < < p = doofus
< < < q = slimy
< < < r = loopy
< < < s = snotty
< < < t = falafel
< < < u = dorkey
< < < v = squeezit
< < < w = oprah
< < < x = skipper
< < < y = dinky
< < < z = zsa-zsa
< < <
< < < Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
< your NEW last name:
< < < a = diaper
< < < b = toilet
< < < c = giggle
< < < d = bubble
< < < e = girdle
< < < f = bar
< < < g = lizard
< < < h = waffle
< < < i = cootie
< < < j = monkey
< < < k = potty
< < < l = liver
< < < m = banana
< < < n = rhino
< < < o = burger
< < < p = hamster
< < < q = toad
< < < r = gizzard
< < < s = pizza
< < < t = gerbil
< < < u = chicken
< < < v = pickle
< < < w = chuckle
< < < x = tofu
< < < y = gorilla
< < < z = stinker
< < <
< < < Now, Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
< half of your NEW last name:
< < < a = head
< < < b = mouth
< < < c = face
< < < d = nose
< < < e = tush
< < < f = breath
< < < g = pants
< < < h = shorts
< < < i = lips
< < < j = honker
< < < k = butt
< < < l = brain
< < < m = tushie
< < < n = chunks
< < < o = hiney
< < < p = potatoes
< < < r = buns
< < < s = fanny
< < < t = sniffer
< < < u = sprinkles
< < < v = kisser
< < < w = squirt
< < < x = humperdinck
< < < y = brains
< < < z = juice
< < <
< Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Go
< figure. To be fair, we should publish Al Gore's new name, too: Lumpy
< Burgertush.
< < <
< Now when you forward this... use your new name in the subject line
<
<
<
< Chim-Chim Chickenbrain (a.k.a. Gail Rudloff) & Cheeseball Diapersprinkles
< (a.k.a. John Manuel)
<
<
< Gail Rudloff
< OEMI - Trade Control
< 713-215-7084
<
< <<...OLE_Obj...<< Have an outstanding day!
<