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<Subject: Little Johnny
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< <The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what
< <their parents did for a living.
< <"Mary, what does your parents do?"
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< <Lil' Mary replied "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy
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< <"That's very nice," said the teacher, "Robert, what do your parents
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< <Robert proudly exclaimed ,"My dad is a policeman and
< <my mom is a teacher!" "That's very nice," said the teacher ,
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< <"Johnny, what do your parents do?"
< <He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's
< <a hooker."
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< <Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the
< <principal's office. 15 minutes later, he returned.
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< <"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"
< <asked the teacher. Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that
< <in our economy every job is important, gave me an apple
< <and asked for my phone number."
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