FW: FW: Do this, it's hilarious!

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Subject: FW: FW: Do this, it's hilarious!

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From: elizabeth caldwell [mailto:caldwell_elizabeth@hotmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2001 9:30 PM
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Subject: Fwd: FW: Do this, it's hilarious!

I don't believe in tricks but this is pretty funny

< < < < READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE'S A TRICK TO IT.
< < < <
< < < < Finally a Barbie I can relate to!
< < < <
< < < < At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her
and
< < <OUR
< < < < aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic...
< < < <
< < < < 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion
< < <frames
< < < < in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print
< < <editions
< < < <
< < < < of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
< < < <
< < < < 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face
< < turn
< < < < beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead.
< < < < Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
< < < <
< < < < 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her
< < <whiskers
< < < < grow.
< < < < Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
< < < <
< < < < 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these
new,
< < < < roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too-muumuus
with
< < < < tummy-support panels are included.
< < < <
< < < < 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have
< < <definitely
< < < < taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores
< with
< < <the
< < < < pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
< < < <
< < < < 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip
< lines
< < < < with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of
< < exclusive
< < < < age-blasting cosmetics.
< < < <
< < < < 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is
really
< < <paying
< < < < off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for
< Babs
< < <and
< < < < Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler
< < filled
< < < < with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
< < < <
< < < < 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a
< < <change,
< < < < and Alonzo(her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered,
< along
< < < < with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for
the
< < <Napa
< < < < Valley to open a B&B. includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard
to
< < <Do."
< < < <
< < < < 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house,
Ken's
< < <car,
< < < < and Ken's boat.
< < < <
< < < < 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with
the
< < < < ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance
< steps.
< < < < Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Come with a
< < little
< < < < copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
< < < <
< < < < 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she
< < sneezes,
< < < < forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and
tired
< < of
< < < < Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the
< < <channels.
< < < < Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this
< < < < year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is
included.
< < < <
< < < <
< < < < If you forward to 11 people a video comes on your screen. This
works.
< I
< < < < don't know how...but it works This is the coolest thing I've ever
< < <gotten!
< < < < All you have to do is send it to 11 people and this little video
< comes
< < <up
< < < < on your screen and shows the funniest clip. I can't tell you what
it
< is
< < <but
< < < < I was laughing so hard! So spend a few seconds to send this and
< you'll
< < <be
< < < < glad
< < < < you did!
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