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-----Original Message----- From: =09Lawrence Centola [mailto:ljc76@hotmail.com]=20 Sent:=09Thursday, April 26, 2001 12:07 AM To:=09sdarrah; maziarz; socalcinephile; bcambr; chad.landry; matthew.lenhar= t; MMMarcantel; nicholas.danna; RCasey; timothy.blanchard; tdietz; val.gene= res; dural54 Subject:=09Re: Blanchard As we all know, Blanchard was a GDI his first semester at LSU. While livin= g in Power dorm, Blanchard once overheard one of the Pi PHi for boys that h= e was hanging out with say "Hey, Dude, Sorority girls are hot!" Blanchard,= being from Paincourteville and not being what we would call a 'master' of = the English language, though that this 'fresh' Pi Phi meant "All greek girl= s are good in bed." So what did Blanchard do. He went out and found the f= irst GREEK girl he could, and he started dating her. After many pleasant y= ears, (some of which I will not mention for Tim's sake, and mine) Tim and = his Greek Goddess are engaged. Yes, that's right. Tim took Lenhart's advi= ce (because we all know that Lenhart is the authority on relationships with= the opposite sex; I mean, who wouldn't take his advice) and Tim decided to= start his life sentence with a lovely girl who has bunch of friends who al= l give it up like it was going out o! f style. =20 =20 Tim's wedding is on THE DAY OF THE MISSISSIPPI STATE GAME. For those of yo= u who are not Tiger fans (which seems to be most of you these days), that i= s Oct. 20th. I know, it is an away game, which is better than having a wed= ding on a home game. But some of us who are fans like to go to the out of = town games. True story, here. I went to a wedding with Louise and her mot= her on Friday night. You have not lived until you take two dates to a wedd= ing, one of whom is engaged to your good friend and the other whom cannot s= peak the language. Anyway, after the wedding that we attended, Louise's mo= m asked me if I would prefer Tim's wedding ceremony be in either half Engli= sh and half Greek, or all in Greek. I responded "I do not care. I will be= listening to the LSU game on my headphones anyway." I know what some of y= ou are saying, it is only one game. Yes, and I am sure that was the only w= eekend they could hav! e it since so many of us from New Orleans have been = to a wedding at the Greek Cultural Center, because all of us from New Orlea= ns have been to numerous weddings / goat roasts there. Anyway, it is a don= e deal, and we are all happy for the couple. =20 The real point of this e-mail is to organize Tim's bachelor party. We have= it planned for the weekend of September 22 (what a novel idea!!! Plan a w= edding event on a weekend where there is neither an LSU event, nor Jazz Fes= t!!!) We are planning to go to Vegas. As per our current plans, we would = leave on that Thursday (the 20th, I think) and return on Sunday. 'Paw Paw'= Blanchard heard that in September, his game of choice really starts hittin= g, that of course would be the nickel slots. 'Paw Paw' already has his Pan= ama Jack hat, his "Geaux Dinar-deaux" T-shirt, his jams, and his bl= ack socks with brown leather sandals packed and ready. His fanny pack is s= tuffed with Twinkies and silver dimes. He is really fired up about the $1.= 99 shrimp cocktail (early bird special, of course.) The plans are to get there Thursday night (Nicky, get more drink tickets.) = Thursday night we can get settled, possibly gamble a bit. On Friday, mayb= e play golf (although I will probably be too drunk / hung over / missing fo= r an early tee time.) On Friday night, we can go "clubbin'", as I am sure = The Tricky Texas Trio (Lenhart, Landry, and Mitch) will want to do. On Sat= urday, Tim wants to wake up early, get the sports section of the Advocate, = drink coffee, and bitch about the Tigers. Instead, we are going to watch a= nd bet on College Football all day. Saturday night, Tim wants to go see Sigfried and Roy. However, we are not = doing that. If he wants to see gay men play with caged tigers, he can find= out the next time Nesbitt tries out for the LSU cheerleading team. Instea= d, either SaturDay or Friday night, myself and a select group (yet to be de= termined, but including Lenhart if he is not doing his best Ricky Martin im= pression at Club C2K) will go on a recon mission to the Deja Vu. Therefore= , on Saturday night, we will have entertainment in the room that some of us= have seen before, and who know what is expected of them (that way Lenhart = will not make the entertainment cry when he asks them to fuck his Elway bl= ow-up doll). Remember Tim. If you use a strap on, it is not considered ch= eating. I am a future lawyer. I should know. This weekend is September 22. There is no excuse for you to come up with w= hen you have this much notice. Out of money? Bullshit. Save up until the= n. Have to work? Bullshit. Take a vacation day. Actually, September wil= l be the first month that I will be gainfully employed. But, I know that m= y boss, the Honorable G.Thomas Porteous, will let me off for one day if deb= auchery will be had, although I may have to put a few hundreds on black for= him periodically throughout the weekend. For those of you who will be recently married, I already have an excuse for= you. "Honey, Tim came to all OUR wedding functions. The least I can do i= s return the favor." For those of you that will be married shortly after Tim, I also have an exc= use. "Baby / Schmoopy / I wish your tits were as big as Mindy/, if want oth= er people to come to our wedding functions, then I have to attend theirs." = For all of you single guys, no excuse. Please respond to this e-mail at your earliest convenience, or I will see y= a'll this weekend. All plans are subject to change. (Chad, if you want to= send an e-mail to only me, hit 'Reply to sender.' If you hit 'Reply to al= l'. it sends the message to all of the RECEPIENTS of the original message. = I know that you said Law School was such a stupid idea compared to Busines= s School, but I think you could learn from some of our lessons, such as it = is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to open your mo= uth and remove all doubt.) =20 Hope this e-mail finds you doing well. =20 Signed, Granola, Blarry, your Daddy, Mushroom head, Captain Nic, King, Smokey, char= ming drunk, your heighness, the one who never looses his emotions when he d= rinks, SG Nerd, Governor, lawyer, or anything else you want to call me. Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com << File: = ~~DLNK0.URL <<
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