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-----Original Message----- From: EPLF Subject: FW: Paper Situation EPLF now declares a jihad on the SADIST infidels and the University of Miami football team. PS Don't bother freezing our assets, Enron already did that... EPLF -----Original Message----- From: SADIST Subject: FW: Paper Situation We will never negotiate with toaster terrorists! We will eat raw bread forever rather than turn over a single sheet of paper - or even a single chad - to those who would resort to such extortion. If we give in now, we will only encourage such acts in the future. First our microwaves, then our filtered water dispenser, then our refrigerators will become targets of these evil doers. Rather, we will hunt down those responsible for this dastardly act, and bring them to justice or justice to them. We will also go after any department supporting the evil doers as well as anyone who partakes of bread (or Eggos or pop tarts) toasted in the purloined appliance! EPLF -- you're TOAST!!!!! Small Appliance Defenders In Support of Toasters (SADIST) -----Original Message----- From: The EPLF Subject: RE: Paper Situation We have your toaster!!! You'll get it back when our demands are met. Leave 4 boxes of 8 1/2 x 11 paper (no damn 3 hole punch paper either) under the TV on the west end of the 39th floor and you'll be toasting away within a few hours. This isn't from Craig; we've hacked into his email... Enron People's Liberation Front (EPLF)... -----Original Message----- From: Green, Alma Getting paper for the floor is out of my hands. I have had three calls this morning plus a note left on my desk to order paper. Donna Scott is working with the mail room. Our toaster that Rick Dietz bought when we moved down here is missing this A.M. Has been reported to Facilities who will report to Security. If anyone knows anything, would you please let me know! Tnx, Alma G.
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