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< < A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male < pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the < pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so < there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was < something which she could help the gentleman with. < < The man said that it was something that he would be much < more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female < pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it < was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat < him with the highest level of professionalism. < < The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me < to discuss, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of < problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me < for it?" < < The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my < sister." < < When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length < and the absolute best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store, a < company car, and $3000 a month living expenses." < < < <
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