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Another bit of humor from Su.
Love, Sandy --------- Inline attachment follows --------- From: <readingbuddy@yahoo.com< To: Susan Robinson <readingbuddy@yahoo.com< Date: Tuesday, January 15, 2002 3:10:31 GMT Subject: Each year the WASHINGTON POST's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supplying a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners: Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. And, the pick of the literature: Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/
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