Subject: Black Panties

Sandie lost her husband almost four years ago
and still has not gotten out of her depression -
mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter
is constantly calling her and urging her to get
back into the world.
Finally, Sandie says she'd go out, but didn't
know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies,
"Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was
an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a
weekend in the Catskills.
And we know what that meant.
Their first night there she undresses as he
does. There she stood nude except for a pair of
black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit.
Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my
body is yours to explore, but down there I am still
in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night the same scenario. She's
standing there with the black panties on and he is
in his birthday suit; except that he has an
erection, on which he has a black condom.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with
this...a black condom?"
He replies, "I'd like to offer my condolences."