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Su's son Bill sent this to me. Thought you might enjoy--if you haven't seen
already. Happy weekend! Sandy Return-Path: <David_Lachance@amat.com< Received: from rly-xb02.mx.aol.com (rly-xb02.mail.aol.com [172.20.105.103]) by air-xb05.mail.aol.com (v77_r1.21) with ESMTP; Wed, 07 Feb 2001 11:56:47 -0500 Received: from gna.mis.amat.com (gna.mis.amat.com [152.135.230.24]) by rly-xb02.mx.aol.com (v77.27) with ESMTP; Wed, 07 Feb 2001 11:56:24 -0500 Received: from GWSMTPSCLA02.mis.amat.com (gwsmtpscla02.mis.amat.com [152.135.251.224]) by gna.mis.amat.com (8.8.6 (PHNE_17190)/8.8.6) with SMTP id IAA05993 for <sandyteb@aol.com<; Wed, 7 Feb 2001 08:56:25 -0800 (PST) From: David_Lachance@amat.com Received: by GWSMTPSCLA02.mis.amat.com(Lotus SMTP MTA v4.6.6 (890.1 7-16-1999)) id 882569EC.005D11BE ; Wed, 7 Feb 2001 08:56:31 -0800 X-Lotus-FromDomain: AMAT To: southerngents@listbot.com Message-ID: <882569EC.005D0D51.09@GWSMTPSCLA02.mis.amat.com< Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 10:55:54 -0600 Subject: Fw: Texanisms ; ) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline X-Mailer: Unknown (No Version) You know, I haven't even heard alot of these Now that we have a Texan in the White House, we need to be aware of the language code: 1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly-intelligent 2. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party =(self-explanatory) 3. Tighter than bark on a tree = Not very generous 4. Big hat, no cattle = All talk and no action 5. We've howdied but we ain't shook = We've made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced 6. He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow = He has a pretty high opinion of himself 7. She's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth = That woman can talk 8. It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs = We really could use a little rain around here 9. Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly = Appearances can be deceptive. 10. This ain't my first rodeo = I've been around awhile. 11. He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch = Not the most handsome of men 12. They ate supper before they said grace = Living in sin 13. Time to paint your butt white and run with the antelope = Stop arguing and do as you're told 14. As full of wind as a corn-eating horse = Rather prone to hot air 15. You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make em' biscuits = You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.
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