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From:phillip.love@enron.com
To:bryan.hull@enron.com, eric.bass@enron.com, kevin.bosse@enron.com,kyle.lilly@enron.com, david.baumbach@enron.com, o'neal.winfree@enron.com, michael.walters@enron.com, jimmy.simien@enron.com, jody.crook@enron.com, james.love@msl.redstone.army.mil, rac
Subject:FW: Rocker- Here this time
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Date:Fri, 30 Jun 2000 00:40:00 -0700 (PDT)

---------------------- Forwarded by Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT on 06/30/2000
07:33 AM ---------------------------


Shane.Dobbs@fctg.com on 06/30/2000 07:17:07 AM
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dobbsmw@auburn.edu, dobbswn@auburn.edu, beenemm@auburn.edu
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Subject: FW: Rocker- Here this time




-----Original Message-----
From: Stevenson_Scott
Sent: Wednesday, June 28, 2000 9:52 AM
To: BIFP TRADERS
Subject: FW: Rocker- Here this time



< Subject: Rocker
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< < <
< < < The Top 15 Signs John Rocker Is Your Stockbroker
< < <
< < <
< < < 15< Threatens to kick your ass for even suggesting that you diversify.
< < <
< < < 14< All your money is now in "catfish and 'possum futures."
< < <
< < < 13< Tries to tell you the term "sell short" only refers to Chinese
< brokers.
< < <
< < < 12< You suddenly find yourself the butt of one of Jeff Foxworthy's
< "You might be a redneck if..." lines.
< < <
< < < 11< All your money ends up in NASCAR, not NASDAQ.
< < <
< < < 10< Bitch slaps you when you want to buy shares in Mitsubishi.
< < <
< < < 9< The only way to get him to let you invest in China is to
< < < convince him you're talking about Franklin Mint commemorative Elvis
< plates.
< < <
< < < 8< When Wall Street has a rally, he shows up in a white hood.
< < <
< < < 7< He keeps threatening to punch out that Stuart kid.
< < <
< < < 6< His picks: White Rock Beverages and White Castle Hamburgers; His
< pans: Black & Decker and Browning-Ferris
< < <
< < < 5< Dumps your most profitable stock after misreading it as "EGay."
< < <
< < < 4< Since "portfolio" sounds too foreign, he prefers the term "bag o'
< stocks."
< < <
< < < 3< You are now the proud owner of a $400,000 retirement nest egg
< invested entirely in the Wonder Bread company.
< < <
< < < 2< Thinks "covering your shorts" is something you do in Greenwich
< Village.
< < <
< < < 1< He puts all your money in "Yahoo!" because there aren't any stocks
< called "Dipshit!" or "Stupid Cracker!"