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Date:Fri, 27 Oct 2000 01:05:00 -0700 (PDT)

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< Sent: Saturday, October 21, 2000 10:40 AM
< To: SDacso@jenkens.com; Love, Dianne; jtiller@frontiernet.net
< Subject: the chicken
<
< Why did the chicken cross the road?
<
< VICE PRESIDENT GORE
< I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right
< now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will
< fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.
<
< GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
< I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say
< give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government
< needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the
< road.
<
< SENATOR LIEBERMAN
< I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in
< their own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no
< chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their own
< way.
<
< SECRETARY CHENEY
< Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if
< they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't
< need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing
< the road myself.
<
< RALPH NADER
< Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil
< tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays
< tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens
< into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the
< roads, up with chickens.
<
< PAT BUCHANAN
< To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
<
< DR. SEUSS
< Did the chicken cross the road?
< Did he cross it with a toad?
< Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
< but why it crossed, I've not been told!
<
< ERNEST HEMINGWAY
< To die. In the rain.
<
< MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
< I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without
< having their motives called into question.
<
< GRANDPA
< In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
< told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
< for us.
<
< ARISTOTLE
< It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
<
< KARL MARX
< It was a historical inevitability.
<
< SADDAM HUSSEIN
< This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
< in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
<
< RONALD REAGAN
< What chicken?
<
< CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
< To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
<
< FOX MULDER
< You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
< have to cross before you believe it?
<
< FREUD
< The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
< road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
<
< BILL GATES
< I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads,
< but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
< checkbook -and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
<
< EINSTEIN
< Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
< the chicken?
<
< BILL CLINTON
< I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
< "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
<
< GEORGE BUSH
< I don't think I should have to answer that question.
<
< LOUIS FARRAKHAN
< The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
< the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
<
< THE BIBLE
< And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
< "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
< there was much rejoicing.
<
< COLONEL SANDERS
< I missed one?