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Subject:FW: test answers
Date:Fri, 4 May 2001 01:18:00 -0700 (PDT)

Thought you might enjoy poking some fun at plove's hometown.

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Subject: FW: test answers

-----Original Message-----
From: Brooke [mailto:Brooke@megagate.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 5:10 PM
To: Dobbs_Shane
Subject: FWD: test answers

These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the
Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area:
< Q: Name the four seasons.
< A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
< Q: How is dew formed?
< A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
< Q: What is a planet?
< A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
< Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
< A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well
< endowed.
< Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
< A: Premature death.
< Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
< A: Keep it in the cow.
< Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
< A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
< borax and = the
< abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax
< contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the
< five bowels, A, E, = I,
< O, and U.
< Q: What is the fibula?
< A: A small lie.
< Q: What does "varicose" mean?
< A: Nearby.
< Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
< A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
< Q: What is a seizure?
< A: A Roman emperor.
< Q: What is a terminal illness?
< A: When you are sick at the airport.
< Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand
< its meaning.
< A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
< Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
< A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
< Q: What is a turbine?
< A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
< Q: What is a Hindu?
< A: It lays eggs.