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From:jmjaked@mindspring.com
To:plove@enron.com, johnnys@thepeopleplace.com, jwood@regionsbank.com,dptomlin@home.com, shane.dobbs@fctg.com
Subject:Fw: Oklahoma
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Date:Tue, 5 Feb 2002 20:30:11 -0800 (PST)



----- Original Message -----
From: Jason Dobbs
To: jmjaked@mindspring.com
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 9:25 AM
Subject: Fw: Oklahoma

----- Original Message -----
From: Marilyn Coxen
To: Tony Wolfe ; Marilyn Trout ; Vicki Timmerman ; John Stevenson ; P Renfroe ; brad overton ; Troy Nelson ; Sherill Morrison ; wayne haynes ; Darrell DeLay ; Gary Cupp ; les crutchfield ; Dorothy Crawford ; jim coxen ; gil cornett ; Rick Burden ; RON BURDEN ; Bridenstine, Bland
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 12:21 PM
Subject: Fw: Oklahoma

----- Original Message -----
From: sabennett@aep.com
To: WOOZLE361@EARTHLINK.NET
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 8:06 AM
Subject: Oklahoma
----- Forwarded by Scott A Bennett/AEPIN on 01/23/2002 08:05 AM -----
Brigit M Graham 01/23/2002 08:03 AM To: Scott A Bennett/AEPIN@AEPIN cc: Subject: Oklahoma


From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a true story
from Oklahoma. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local
neighborhood tavern.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man
managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes
as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine
dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then
switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward
a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more
minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of
the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and
carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated
no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."