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jeffw@worldstrides.com 09/20/2001 12:46 PM AST To: jeffl@worldstrides.com, pattyd@worldstrides.com, peer.ebbighausen@unistudios.com, jbrewer@leathercenter.com cc: bcc: Subject: FW: Tequila, huh?! < -----Original Message----- < From:N.W. Head [SMTP:nwhead@hotmail.com] < Sent:Monday, September 17, 2001 3:04 PM < To:ekwnelson@earthlink.net; sookdfb@aol.com; picosa@gvtc.com; < SAEvents@aol.com; jeffw@worldstrides.com; alflore@attglobal.net; < whittgraph@ev1.net; jj402@juno.com; Stacyfaye1@aol.com; Amboffa@aol.com; < BalboaRuss@aol.com; cypresskat@aol.com; gib5son@swbell.net; < snoxwhite@yahoo.com; penny0722@aol.com; gratk@hotmail.com < Subject:Tequila, huh?! < < Tequila!! < < A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a < bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. < (yall know the routine!!) < The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you < < one wish, anything you want." The Mexican begins thinking, "Well.....I < really like drinking tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink < tequila whenever I want, so make me piss tequila........" < The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home he gets a < glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's < < clear. Looks like tequila.... Then he smells the liquid. Smells like < tequila. < So, he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever < tasted............. < The Mexican yells to his wife,"Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" < She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass < out of the cupboard and pisses into it........ < He tells her to drink, it is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes < ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever < tasted.......... < The two drink and party all night. The next night the Mexican comes < home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. < He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the < tequila < is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up........ < Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his < wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink < tequila......... < His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. < The Mexican begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks < < him........, < "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?" Pancho raised the glass < and says..........., "Because tonight my love, you drink from the < bottle!!! < < _________________________________________________________________ < Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at <http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp<;
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