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NT SIZE=3D2<09/20/2001 12:46 PM AST</FONT<<BR<<BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<To:</FONT= < <FONT SIZE=3D2<jeffl@worldstrides.com, pattyd@worldstrides.com, peer.ebbi= ghausen@unistudios.com, jbrewer@leathercenter.com</FONT<<BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2= <cc:</FONT< <BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<bcc:</FONT< <BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<Subject:</F= ONT< <FONT SIZE=3D2<FW: Tequila, huh?!</FONT<<BR< <BR<<BR<</P<<P<<FONT FACE= =3D"Monospace,Courier"<> -----Original Message-----<BR<> From:N.W. He= ad [SMTP:nwhead@hotmail.com]<BR<> Sent:Monday, September 17, 2001 3:04 P= M<BR<> To:ekwnelson@earthlink.net; sookdfb@aol.com; picosa@gvtc.com;<BR<= > SAEvents@aol.com; jeffw@worldstrides.com; alflore@attglobal.net;<BR<&g= t; whittgraph@ev1.net; jj402@juno.com; Stacyfaye1@aol.com; Amboffa@aol.com;= <BR<> BalboaRuss@aol.com; cypresskat@aol.com; gib5son@swbell.net;<BR<>= ; snoxwhite@yahoo.com; penny0722@aol.com; gratk@hotmail.com<BR<> Subject= :Tequila, huh?!<BR<><BR<> Tequila!!<BR<><BR<> A Mexican is stro= lling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a<BR<> bottle laying in t= he street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie.<BR<> (yall know the= routine!!)<BR<> The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello = master, I will grant you<BR<><BR<> one wish, anything you want."= The Mexican begins thinking, "Well.....I<BR<> really like drinking= tequila." Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink<BR<> teq= uila whenever I want, so make me piss tequila........"<BR<> The Gen= ie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home he gets a<BR<> glass = out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's<BR<>= ;<BR<> clear. Looks like tequila.... Then he smells the liqu= id. Smells like<BR<> tequila.<BR<> So, he takes a taste and it is the= best tequila he has ever<BR<> tasted.............<BR<> The Mexican y= ells to his wife,"Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"<BR<> She = comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass<BR<> out= of the cupboard and pisses into it........<BR<> He tells her to drink, = it is tequila. Consuelo is reluctant but goes<BR<> ahead and takes a sip= . It is the best tequila she has ever<BR<> tasted..........<BR<> The = two drink and party all night. The next night the Mexican comes<BR<> hom= e from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard.<BR<&= gt; He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the<BR<= > tequila<BR<> is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes = up........<BR<> Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home an= d tells his<BR<> wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the cupboard a= nd we will drink<BR<> tequila.........<BR<> His wife gets the glass f= rom the cupboard and sets it on the table.<BR<> The Mexican begins to pi= ss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks<BR<><BR<> him.....= ...,<BR<> "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?" Pancho = raised the glass<BR<> and says..........., "Because tonight my love= , you drink from the<BR<> bottle!!!<BR<><BR<> ____________________= _____________________________________________<BR<> Get your FREE downloa= d of MSN Explorer at <A HREF=3Dhttp://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp<;http://expl= orer.msn.com/intl.asp</A<</FONT<</P<
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