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<< < A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she
<< < selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package << of bacon. << < As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check << < out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items << in front of the cashier. < < He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, looked << at her four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual << < about her selections said, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how in << earth did you know that? << < The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."
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