Bob Stoops

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Enron North America Corp.

From: Brad Blevins 11/03/2000 12:31 PM

To: Mike McConnell/HOU/ECT@ECT, Andy Unverzagt/Enron Communications@Enron
Communications, "Arlen K. Honts" <ahonts@gardner-webb.edu<, "Jerry Jacobs"
<jjacobs@kfbctx.org< @ ENRON, Patrick Wade/HOU/ECT@ECT, Mark.boren@vantico.com
cc:
Subject: Bob Stoops

Oh this is just too good!

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Kathleen M Blevins <kmblobo@juno.com< on 11/02/2000 06:00:38 PM
To: Brad.Blevins@enron.com, DBlev07534@aol.com, OUTX@aol.com,
Perry.L.Blevins@norwest.com, LCSteins@aol.com
cc:
Subject: Bob Stoops

< Three college football coaches were flying across the country when
their
< airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the
clouds
< sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the
clouds.
<
< God wanted to know three things: "Who are you? What did you do? What
did
< people
< think of you?"
<
< The first coach said, "I'm Joe Paterno. I coached Penn State from 1966
to
< 2000. I won 300 games, 19 bowl victories, 2 national championships, and
won
< Coach of the Year 4 times. The people of Pennsylvania think I'm great."
<
< God said, "Fine, Joe, stand at my right side."
<
< The next person said, "I'm Bobby Bowden. I coached Florida State
University
< from 1980 to 2000. I had a .816 win percentage, played in 14 bowl games
< without a loss and won a national championship after beating Nebraska.
The
< people of Florida think I'm great."
<
< God said, "Fine, Bobby, stand at my left side."
<
< The third coach stood before God and said, "I'm Bob Stoops. I took over
a
< storied Oklahoma program that had won 6 national championships and held
many
< NCAA records but had fallen to the lowest of the low. In the 3 years
prior
to
< me taking over the Sooners they went 3-8 (worst season in 102 years of
< football), 4-8, and 5-6, beating Texas only once and not beating
Colorado
or
< Nebraska, not to mention losing to OSU. I coached the Sooners for a
season
< and a half, going 7-5 in my first year beating a top-15 Texas A&M with
my
< unranked team and taking the Sooners to a bowl game. 7 games into my
second
< season we were undefeated and I took the Sooners to #1 in the AP poll,
< Coaches poll, and BCS poll. We beat #10 Texas 63-14, #2 Kansas State in
< Manhattan 41-31, and #1 Nebraska 31-14. Our quarterback was the
frontrunner
< for the Heisman trophy, we were in the driver's seat for the
< national championship, AND the people of Oklahoma think you are sitting
in
my
< chair."
<
<
<

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