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give me a break!
<From: Ryan.F.Ruppert@EXXON.sprint.com <To: Gerald.Nemec@enron.com <CC: lauragammell@hotmail.com <Subject: RE: Training courses available... <Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2000 12:08:08 -0400 < < Date: October 12, 2000 < From: Ruppert, Ryan F. R9RUPPE - <AMERICAS < To: EXT-GERALD.NEMEC(A)ENRON.COM, GERALDNE - <FPEXMAIL < cc: EXT-LAURAGAMMELL(A)HOTMAIL.COM, LAURAGAM - <FPEXMAIL < Subject: RE: Training courses available... <----------------------------------------------------------------------------- - <This is just too darned funny. I think somebody could use some serious <evening studies.... < <RYAN F. RUPPERT <West Texas Geoscience <U.S. West Production <ExxonMobil Production Co. < <-----Original Message----- <From: EXT-GERALD.NEMEC(A)ENRON.COM, <Sent: Thursday, October 12, 2000 10:33 AM <To: EXT-ERIC.GILLASPIE(A)ENRON.COM,; Ruppert, Ryan F. <Subject: FW: Training courses available... < < < < < < < Women's Training Courses: < < < < Women think they already know everything, but wait... < < training courses are now available for women on the following <subjects. < < < < 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before < < 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits < < 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits < < 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait till After the <Game < < 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too < < 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His < < 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First < < 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking < < 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging < < 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill you CAN Acquire < < 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up < < 12. Introduction to Parking < < 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space < < 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat < < 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter < < 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption < < 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People < < 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully < < 19. PMS: Your Problem...Not His. < < 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Do This < < 21. Classic Clothing 101: Wearing Outfits you Already Own < < 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice < < 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it All Together < < 24. Oil And Gas: Your Car Requires Both < < 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only < < < < < < < < < < < < < _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.
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