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From:gerald.nemec@enron.com
To:ryan.f.ruppert@exxon.sprint.com, eric.gillaspie@enron.com,cattlepig@earthlink.net
Subject:FW: Training courses available...
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Date:Thu, 12 Oct 2000 02:30:00 -0700 (PDT)


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< Women's Training Courses:
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< Women think they already know everything, but wait...
< training courses are now available for women on the following subjects.
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< 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
< 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
< 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
< 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait till After the
Game
< 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
< 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
< 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
< 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
< 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
< 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill you CAN Acquire
< 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
< 12. Introduction to Parking
< 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
< 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
< 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
< 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
< 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
< 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
< 19. PMS: Your Problem...Not His.
< 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Do This
< 21. Classic Clothing 101: Wearing Outfits you Already Own
< 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
< 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it All Together
< 24. Oil And Gas: Your Car Requires Both
< 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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