From the Oklahoma 100:

"Waylon Turdsby, star TE from the reigning 3-A champion
Chickasha
Fighting Chick-Peas gave the Sooners a verbal commitment by
letter
late Wednesday according to OK100 sources. This is a big
boost to
the Sooners who were competing with Tulsa, Anadarko Junior
College
and out of state powerhouse Kansas for his services. Waylon,
who is
6'2", 218lbs and runs a 4.75 40 chose OU because "They serve
fried
pork rinds in the cafeteria and the chicks there dig mullet
hairdos".
Waylon plans to study business and eventually take over the
family
used car dealership. Waylon added "My daddy says he has done
a lot
of business with Sooner coaches and boosters over the years
and that
OU would be the best place to refine my used car selling
skills." The
great traditions of OU were also a factor according to
Waylon, "They
have this great tradition where they touch all the movie
posters of OU
legend Brian Bosworth before running out onto the field. You
just don't
get that kind of inspiration outside of OU."