FW: Bad day at work

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From: Hendon, Brian
Sent: Monday, October 15, 2001 2:29 PM
To: Nemec, Gerald; Pam & Cliff Tigerts (E-mail); Kemp Tullier (E-mail)
Subject: FW: Bad day at work

< < < Bad day at work
< < < PLEASE READ THIS!! I'M STILL LAUGHING OUT LOUD
< < Next time you have a bad
< < day
< < < at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial
< < saturation diver for
< < < Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs
< < underwater repairs on offshore
< < < drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his
< < sister.
< < < She then sent it to Laughline, who was sponsoring
< < a worst job experience"
< < < contest.
< < < Needless to say, she won.
< < < Hi Sue,
< < < Just another note from your bottom-dwelling
< < brother. Last week I had a
< < bad
< < < day at the office. I know you've been feeling down
< < lately at work, so I
< < < thought I would share my dilemma with you to make
< < you realize it's not so
< < < bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened
< < to me, I first must
< < bore
< < < you with a few technicalities of my job. As you
< < know, my office lies at
< < the
< < < bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office.
< < It's a wetsuit.
< < < This time of year the water is quite cool. So what
< < we do to keep warm is
< < < this:
< < < We have a diesel powered industrial water heater.
< < This $20,000 piece of
< < shit
< < < sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a
< < delightful temperature.
< < It
< < < then pumps it down to the diver through a garden
< < hose, which is taped to
< < the
< < < air hose. Now this sounds like a damn good plan,
< < and I've used it several
< < < times with no complaints. What I do, when I get
< < to the bottom and start
< < < working, is I take the hose and stuff it down the
< < back of my wetsuit.
< < This
< < < floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like
< < working in a Jacuzzi.
< < < Everything was going well until all of a sudden,
< < my ass started to itch.
< < So,
< < < of course, I scratched it. This only made things
< < worse. Within a few
< < seconds
< < < my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from
< < my back, but the damage
< < < was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
< < The hot water machine
< < had
< < < sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.
< < Now since I don't have
< < any
< < < hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to
< < it. However, the crack
< < of
< < < my ass was not as fortunate.
< < < When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was
< < actually grinding the
< < < jellyfish into my ass. I informed the dive
< < supervisor of my dilemma over
< < the
< < < communicator.
< < < His instructions were unclear due to the fact that
< < he, along with 5 other
< < < divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless
< < to say I aborted the
< < dive.
< < < I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water
< < decompression stops
< < totaling
< < < 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to
< < begin my chamber dry
< < < decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I
< < was wearing nothing but my
< < < brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the
< < medic, with tears of
< < < laughter running down his face, handed me a tube
< < of cream and told me to
< < rub
< < < it on my ass as soon as I get in the chamber.
< < < The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit
< < for 2 days because my
< < < asshole was swollen shut. So, next time your
< < having a bad day at work,
< < < think about how much worse it would be if you had
< < a jellyfish shoved up
< < your
< < < ass!
< < <
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