FW: Accounting

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From: Harris, Margaret
Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 5:37 PM
To: Kelly, Mike; Parks, Kim
Subject: FW: Accounting

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From: Mossy Sartor [mailto:msartor@snellingslawfirm.com]
Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 5:38 PM
To: Jami Kampen; Wendy Giovingo; Mike Goodrich; BETTY JO HARRIS; todd harris; Margaret Stewart Harris; Gayla Arnold; Jackie Petrus
Subject: Accounting

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<Accounting Joke for Dr. Wood
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< < < < It's the first day of school in Houston and the teacher thought
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< < < < <get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their
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< < < < <The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
< < < < <postman."
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< < < < <The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
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< < < < <Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a
< < < < <striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
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< < < < <The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the
< < < < <school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it
<was
< < < < <really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
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< < < < <He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad is an auditor for Arthur
< < < < <Andersen and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
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