FW: Too Funny!!!

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From: Chris Bruder
Sent: Wednesday, May 01, 2002 4:03 PM
To: Brian Constantine; Ken Pierce; Terry Turney
Subject: FW: Too Funny!!!

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From: Chris Kiszkiel [mailto:mkiszkiel@houston.rr.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 28, 2002 8:30 PM
To: kiszkiel@austin.rr.com
Subject: Fw: Too Funny!!!

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From: "Desiree Lopez" <Desiree_Lopez@irco.com<
To: "Ann Simmons" <Ann_Simmons@irco.com<; "Sebastien Cotte"
<Sebastien_Cotte@irco.com<; <CBenites@mcgillairflow.com<;
<catalano1216@yahoo.com<; <Stelamon@aol.com<
Sent: Friday, April 26, 2002 12:42 PM
Subject: FW: Too Funny!!!

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< From: Tom Sellers [mailto:tom.sellers@my-itss.com]
< Sent: Friday, April 26, 2002 11:36 AM
< To: Ron Apollon; H. David Fanning; Ed Brenner-Work
< Subject: Too Funny!!!
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< This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
< University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
< it.
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< It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at
the
< reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
< crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
< distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
< thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
for
< providing such a lavish reception.
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< As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a
< special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair,
< including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was
his
< gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
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< Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex
< with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier
< and had decided to hire a private detective to tail them just to
verify
< this.
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< After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
< couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you"; he
< turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the
< dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
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< He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people
< would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
the
< affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
wrong.
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< His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay the $32,000 for a 300
< guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
< best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This
< guy has balls the size of church bells.
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< Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta
< this?
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< Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends
< ................................$32,000.
< Wedding photographs commemorating the events
< .........................................$3,000.
< Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui
< .....................................$8,500
< The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
< humping the Best man.................................PRICELESS!!
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< There are some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's
< MASTERCARD!!!
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< Not only that, but, the man also avoided (at least temporarily) a
future
< lifetime of marital torture!
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