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-----Original Message----- From: Jane Compton [mailto:jcompton@computron.net] Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 7:40 PM To: Lisa Tracey; Steph; Sheryl; Reggie; Mom; Mimi; Lorrie; Jules; Jenn (Sis); Jeanene Hudec; Darlene; Susan Roth; Kathy-work; Kathy-home; JWall---Home; Julie.R.Richardson@betzdearborn.com; Rhonda Gibson; Carolyn-work; Sheryl Bucsanyi; Tawny Autry Subject: Fw: Women in Combat???? Ha Ha This one is great! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Carolyn Oden" <coden@TDECU.ORG< To: <jcompton@computron.net< Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 3:19 PM Subject: FW: Women in Combat???? < < < Carolyn Oden < < < < -----Original Message----- < < From: Darla Grimes < < Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 2:25 PM < < To: Stephanie Hallmark; Anna Gonzales; Mickey Humphrey; Kim Shelton; < < Carolyn Oden; Cheryl Bruce; Sherri Linder; Stacy Baggett < < Subject: FW: Women in Combat???? < < < < Fighting Bin Laden....a New Approach! < < < < Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train < < us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas < < masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and < < canned tuna -drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape < < of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally. < < < < Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard < < stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough < < to make even armed men in turbans tremble. < < < < We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them < < and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't < < left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of < < finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as < < being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose. < < < < We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, < < and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost < < a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of < < Afghanistan with no food at all! < < < < We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, < < hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave < < will be no problem. < < < < Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, < < please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and < < extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand < < tribal warfare. < < < < Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is < < for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. < < We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or < < without the government's help! < < < < Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we < < crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. < < < < < < <
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