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Subject:FW: Women in Combat????
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Date:Thu, 25 Oct 2001 10:17:04 -0700 (PDT)



-----Original Message-----
From: Jane Compton [mailto:jcompton@computron.net]
Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 7:40 PM
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Subject: Fw: Women in Combat????

Ha Ha This one is great!
----- Original Message -----
From: "Carolyn Oden" <coden@TDECU.ORG<
To: <jcompton@computron.net<
Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 3:19 PM
Subject: FW: Women in Combat????


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< < -----Original Message-----
< < From: Darla Grimes
< < Sent: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 2:25 PM
< < To: Stephanie Hallmark; Anna Gonzales; Mickey Humphrey; Kim Shelton;
< < Carolyn Oden; Cheryl Bruce; Sherri Linder; Stacy Baggett
< < Subject: FW: Women in Combat????
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< < Fighting Bin Laden....a New Approach!
< <
< < Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train
< < us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas
< < masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and
< < canned tuna -drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape
< < of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
< <
< < Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard
< < stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough
< < to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
< <
< < We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them
< < and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they
haven't
< < left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of
< < finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as
< < being struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.
< <
< < We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet,
< < and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost
< < a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of
< < Afghanistan with no food at all!
< <
< < We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars,
< < hardware stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave
< < will be no problem.
< <
< < Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh,
< < please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and
< < extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand
< < tribal warfare.
< <
< < Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is
< < for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources.
< < We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or
< < without the government's help!
< <
< < Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we
< < crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.
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