RE: Fw: Signs of what's coming

Weekend was too short!! Don't come back, stay out as long as you can!!!! It is crazy. Good to hear you are doing well. No news re the men.

-----Original Message-----
From: Fitzgerald, Genia
Sent: Monday, November 05, 2001 9:18 AM
To: Perlingiere, Debra
Subject: FW: Fw: Signs of what's coming
Importance: High

Hi,

How was your weekend? I think we can relate to some of these below!

See you next week.

gg

Signs of MENOPAUSE

<

< 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

< 2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove,

< he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather

< than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.

< 3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on

< them.

< 4. Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." And you

< reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie Nelson."

< 5. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate

< Cult gives you four hours of decent rest.

< 6. You change your underwear after every sneeze.

< 7. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie

< troop on a field trip to Chippendales.

<

<

< SIGNS of WEAR

<

< "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs

< and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

<

< "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your

< new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

<

< "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and

< your pacemaker opens the garage door.

<

< "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out

< of your face.

<

< "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes,

< just as long as you don't have to go along.

<

< "OLD" IS WHEN..... When you are cautioned to slow down

< by the doctor instead of by the police.

<

< "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't

< need to take any fiber today.

<

< "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car

< in the parking lot.

<

< "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to

< go pee.

<

<

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