FW: Top Ten Caddy Remarks

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< < # 10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
< < Caddy: "can you keep your head down that long?"
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< < # 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
< < Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the
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< < # 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
< < Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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< < # 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
< < Caddy: "Eventually."
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< < # 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
< < Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
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< < # 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too
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< < Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
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< < # 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
< < Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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< < # 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
< < Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
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< < # 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
< < Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
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< < Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
< < Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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