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Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 08:28:37 -0600 From: "Dave Molnar" <DaveM@cajunusa.com< To: "Mark Molnar" <MarkM@cajunusa.com< Subject: Chris Simms brings balance to the force Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=3D"us-ascii" Content-Disposition: inline Many people are concerned with the state of Chris Simms confidence going in= to next season now that he has been benched for the bowl game. There is no= reason for panic as the scenario shall play out like this. The Longhorns = and Huskies will be tied at 28 late in the fourth quarter of the Holiday Bo= wl. Applewhite will lead the Horns on a miraculous 50-yd drive down to the= Washington 30-yd line with only 10 sec left on the clock. Between plays A= pplewhite will look over at the Golden Boy standing on the sideline and rec= ognize that the time is now for Simms to fulfill his Destiny. As the Star = Wars music plays in the background, Applewhite will lead the Horns up to th= e line of scrimmage. In Obi-Wan Kenobi-to-Darth Vader fashion, Major will = look across the line at the Huskies defense and say,"Strike me down and I s= hall become more powerful than you could ever imagine." As the ball is sna= pped, Major drops back in the pocket and then stands motionless, allowing t= he Huskies linebackers to pummel him. Simms screams, "NO!!!" as Major lies= motionless on the field. Major is carted off the field with numerous brok= en bones while the Golden Boy takes his warm-up tosses on the sideline. Th= e clock sits at 4 seconds remaining as Simms trots onto the field. Only en= ough time for one try at the endzone. Simms walks to the line, takes the s= nap and begins to look over the field. As Simms prepares to unload a blazi= ng bullet pass right into the hands of a Washington safety, he hears Major'= s voice in his mind, "Use the force Chris, read the field". The Golden Boy= brings his throwing arm down, the Star Wars music plays once again, and Ch= ris looks over the entire field for the first time since playing the School= for the Blind back in Jersey. Simms spots Roy Williams wide open, closes = his eyes, and fires a 30 yd touchdown pass for the victory. And hence the = legend of the Golden Boy is alive and well. Stay tuned for the next episode as Chris learns that his father is not ex-p= layer/broadcaster Phil Simms, but is actually broadcaster Dennis Miller
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