i have to say this is pretty funny. won't happen cause
the 'hornys will be down by 35 by the begining of the second half,
and chance mock will be playing while chrissy will be to busy
seeing if he could transfer to austin peay or tarleton state.

ricardo


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From: "Mark Molnar" <MarkM@cajunusa.com<
Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 08:32:47 -0600

<Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2001 08:28:37 -0600
<From: "Dave Molnar" <DaveM@cajunusa.com<
<To: "Mark Molnar" <MarkM@cajunusa.com<
<Subject: Chris Simms brings balance to the force
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<Many people are concerned with the state of Chris Simms
confidence going =
<into next season now that he has been benched for the bowl game.
There is =
<no reason for panic as the scenario shall play out like this.
The =
<Longhorns and Huskies will be tied at 28 late in the fourth
quarter of the =
<Holiday Bowl. Applewhite will lead the Horns on a miraculous 50-
yd drive =
<down to the Washington 30-yd line with only 10 sec left on the
clock. =
<Between plays Applewhite will look over at the Golden Boy
standing on the =
<sideline and recognize that the time is now for Simms to fulfill
his =
<Destiny. As the Star Wars music plays in the background,
Applewhite will =
<lead the Horns up to the line of scrimmage. In Obi-Wan Kenobi-to-
Darth =
<Vader fashion, Major will look across the line at the Huskies
defense and =
<say,"Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you
could ever =
<imagine." As the ball is snapped, Major drops back in the pocket
and then =
<stands motionless, allowing the Huskies linebackers to pummel
him. Simms =
<screams, "NO!!!" as Major lies motionless on the field. Major is
carted =
<off the field with numerous broken bones while the Golden Boy
takes his =
<warm-up tosses on the sideline. The clock sits at 4 seconds
remaining as =
<Simms trots onto the field. Only enough time for one try at the
endzone. =
<Simms walks to the line, takes the snap and begins to look over
the field. =
< As Simms prepares to unload a blazing bullet pass right into the
hands of =
<a Washington safety, he hears Major's voice in his mind, "Use the
force =
<Chris, read the field". The Golden Boy brings his throwing arm
down, the =
<Star Wars music plays once again, and Chris looks over the entire
field =
<for the first time since playing the School for the Blind back in
Jersey. =
<Simms spots Roy Williams wide open, closes his eyes, and fires a
30 yd =
<touchdown pass for the victory. And hence the legend of the
Golden Boy is =
<alive and well.=20
<
<Stay tuned for the next episode as Chris learns that his father
is not =
<ex-player/broadcaster Phil Simms, but is actually broadcaster
Dennis =
<Miller
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<


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