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Take care, Susan ----- Original Message ----- From: <karen.ferazzi@verizon.net< To: <pereira@houston.rr.com<; <Maria.Pavlou@ENRON.com<; <LFeraz@msn.com<; <lisa_rice_hulsey@itc.co.harris.tx.us<; <GLauderdale@aol.com< Sent: Saturday, January 05, 2002 8:12 AM Subject: [Fwd: Fwd: FW: The Rules for Men] < < < < From: EganHolmes@aol.com < < Date: 2002/01/04 Fri PM 11:13:44 CST < < To: Dylconmom@aol.com, docegan@ev1.net, karen.ferazzi@verizon.net, < < whackney@houston.rr.com, Pharr@ev1.net, lmcswain@selec.net, < < BANKMORE@aol.com, per-ssp@swbell.net, SSavi@aol.com, KRStover@aol.com < < Subject: Fwd: FW: The Rules for Men < < < < < < < < < Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Return-Path: <collinsclan@houston.rr.com< Received: from rly-xf02.mx.aol.com (rly-xf02.mail.aol.com [172.20.105.226]) by air-xf02.mail.aol.com (v82.22) with ESMTP id MAILINXF210-0104183908; Fri, 04 Jan 2002 18:39:08 -0500 Received: from sm14.texas.rr.com (sm14.texas.rr.com [24.93.35.41]) by rly-xf02.mx.aol.com (v83.18) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINXF210-0104183840; Fri, 04 Jan 2002 18:38:40 -0500 Received: from pc61 (cs6669133-158.houston.rr.com [66.69.133.158]) by sm14.texas.rr.com (8.12.0.Beta16/8.12.0.Beta16) with SMTP id g04Ndsu3019764; Fri, 4 Jan 2002 17:39:57 -0600 From: "The Collins" <collinsclan@houston.rr.com< To: "Freddy Bradshaw" <ftbhouse@msn.com<, "Bobbie Collins" <Bobbacollins@cs.com<, "reenie collins" <reenie.collins@tenethealth.com<, <EganHolmes@aol.com<, "Jimmie Holder" <jrholder53@aol.com<, "jamie holder" <jthbeattu@aol.com<, "sally janacej" <Janacek@texasnet.com<, "gretchen nagaitis" <gretchen.nagaitis@eng.sun.com<, "brenda peabody" <102501.2033@compuserve.com<, "Amy Proegler" <azp77429@houston.rr.com<, "lanie thornton" <L-thornton@tamu.edu< Subject: FW: The Rules for Men Date: Fri, 4 Jan 2002 17:12:49 -0600 Message-ID: <LOBBJEPBDJBAPCLLOCHHOEHOCBAA.collinsclan@houston.rr.com< MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Priority: 3 (Normal) X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0) Importance: Normal X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000 < < Pay attention guys... < < < < For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when < < dealing < < with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to < understand < < just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule < < applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get < points. < < < < Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any < < points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game < is < < played. Following is the official guide to the points system: < < < < SIMPLE DUTIES: < < < < You make the bed...................................................+1 < < < < You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0 < < < < You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1 < < < < You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5 < < < < You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty..................0 < < < < When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1 < < < < When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom................-2 < < < < You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings..........+5 < < < < in the snow........................................................+8 < < < < but return with beer...............................................-5 < < < < and no liners.....................................................-25 < < < < You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0 < < < < You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing..................0 < < < < You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...............+5 < < < < You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10 < < < < It's her cat......................................................-40 < < < < AT THE PARTY: < < < < You stay by her side the entire party...............................0 < < < < You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a < < college drinking buddy.............................................-2 < < < < Named Tiffany......................................................-4 < < < < Tiffany is a dancer...............................................-10 < < < < With breast implants..............................................-18 < < < < HER BIRTHDAY: < < < < You remember her birthday...........................................0 < < < < You buy a card and flowers..........................................0 < < < < You take her out to dinner..........................................0 < < < < You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...............+1 < < < < Okay, it is a sports bar...........................................-2 < < < < And it's all-you-can-eat night.....................................-3 < < < < It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face < < is painted the colors of your favorite team.......................-10 < < < < A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS: < < < < Go with a pal.......................................................0 < < < < The pal is happily married.........................................+1 < < < < The pal is single..................................................-7 < < < < He drives a Ferrari...............................................-10 < < < < With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)......................-15 < < < < A NIGHT OUT WITH HER: < < < < You take her to a movie............................................+2 < < < < You take her to a movie she likes..................................+4 < < < < You take her to a movie you hate...................................+6 < < < < You take her to a movie you like...................................-2 < < < < It's called Death Cop 3............................................-3 < < < < Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.............................-9 < < < < You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.............-15 < < < < YOUR PHYSIQUE: < < < < You develop a noticeable pot belly................................-15 < < < < You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it....+10 < < < < You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and < < baggy Hawaiian shirts.............................................-30 < < < < You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."..................-800 < < < < THE BIG QUESTION: < < < < She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" < < < < You hesitate in responding........................................-10 < < < < You reply, "Where?"...............................................-35 < < < < You reply, "No, I think it's your ass"...........................-100 < < < < Any other response................................................-20 < < < < COMMUNICATION: < < < < When she wants to talk about a problem: < < < < You listen, displaying a concerned expression.......................0 < < < < You listen, for over 30 minutes....................................+5 < < < < You relate to her problem and share a similar experience..........+50 < < < < Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying < < "well, what do you think I should do?"............................-50 < < < < You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV....+100 < < < < She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep..............-20 < < < < < < < < < < < < < <
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