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Subject:Fwd: WOMEN????
Date:Thu, 5 Apr 2001 08:55:00 -0700 (PDT)

---------------------- Forwarded by Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT on 04/05/2001 03:55
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From: Karen D McIlvoy 04/05/2001 09:08 AM

To: Barry.Belcher@PSS.boeing.com, Elizabeth Rivera/Corp/Enron@ENRON
cc: (bcc: Andrea Ring/HOU/ECT)
Subject: Fwd: WOMEN????

Mangled Manhood
< A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled
< and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern
< medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance
< wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
< The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for
< medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was sure he wanted a
< large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife
< before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone
< and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room,
< and found the man looking quite dejected.
< "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
< The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."