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< < <Sad but true....
< < <
< < < Top 25 Signs That You've Already Grown Up
< < <
< < <1. Your potted plants stay alive.
< < <
< < <2. Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.
< < <
< < <3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
< < <
< < <4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
< < <
< < < 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
< < <
< < <6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
< < <
< < < 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and
< < < breakup.
< < <
< < <8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
< < <
< < < 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
< < <
< < <10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
< < < next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
< < <
< < <11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
< < < you.
< < <
< < <12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
< < <
< < <13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
< < <
< < <14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
< < <
< < <15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
< < <
< < <16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
< < <
< < <17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the
< < < beginning of one.
< < <
< < <18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for
< < < information.
< < <
< < < 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not
< < < condoms and pregnancy test kits.
< < <
< < <20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff,'
< < <
< < < 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
< < <
< < <22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet
< < < Pepsi & Ho-Ho's.
< < <
< < <23. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm
< < < never going to drink that much again."
< < <
< < <24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
< < < for real work.
< < <
< < <25. You don't drink at home to save money before going to
< < < bar.
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