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< I usually don't forward these but this one is particularly frightening
to < me.... < < Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports < that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop < on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports < indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise < up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when < they are doing their dirty business. < < I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information < from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose < cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife < knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows < a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has < a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker < who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys < talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the < conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true. < <
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