you know this has got to be true

< I usually don't forward these but this one is particularly frightening
to
< me....
<
< Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
< that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop
< on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports
< indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise
< up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when
< they are doing their dirty business.
<
< I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
< from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
< cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
< knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows
< a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has
< a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker
< who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys
< talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the
< conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
<
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