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----- Original Message ----- From: patbelle <patbelle@mail.ev1.net< To: <brebiere@hn.ozemail.com.au<; <dpriese@worldnet.att.net<; <marnold2@houston.rr.com<; <ian@zellweger.freeserve.co.uk<; <tippy_4DA@hotmail.com<; <FredericREBIERE@aol.com< Sent: Tuesday, May 22, 2001 6:09 AM Subject: FWD: FW: < < < < < : < < < A man is sitting in a plane which is about to takeoff when < another man with a dog occupies the empty seats alongside. The < dog is sat in the middle, and the first man is looking < quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they < work for the airline. < < The airline rep said "Don't mind Rover, he is a sniffer dog, the < best there is, I'll show you once we get airborne and I set him < to work." < < The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the < first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Rover, search." < < The dog jumps down, walks along the aisle and sits next to a < woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one < paw on the handler's arm. < < He says "Good boy." He turns to the first man and says, "That < woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of < this, and the seat number, for the police who will apprehend her < on arrival." < < "Fantastic!" replies the first man. < < Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. The dog sniffs < about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its < seat and places both paws on the handler's arm. < < The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, < I'm making a note of this, and the seat number." < < "I like it!" says the first man. < < Once again he sends the dog to search the aisles. Rover goes up < and down the plane aisle and after a while sits down next to < someone, and then comes racing back and jumps up onto the seat < and craps all over the place. < < The first man is surprised and disgusted by this, and asks "What < is going on?" < < The handler nervously replies "He just found a bomb! < < < < < < < ________________________________________________________________ < Sent via the EV1 webmail system at mail.ev1.net < < < < <
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