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----- Original Message ----- From: Laura Bearden To: undisclosed-recipients:; Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2001 9:01 PM Subject: Fw: Fw: More Than Speeding <MORE THAN SPEEDING? < <A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following <exchange: < <Officer: May I see your driver's license? < <Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. < <Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? < <Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. < <Officer: The car is stolen? < <Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's <card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. < <Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? < <Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman <who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. < <Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? < <Driver: Yes, sir. < <Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was <quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver <to handle the tense situation: < <Captain: Sir, can I see your license? < <Driver: Sure. Here it is. < <It was valid. < <Captain: Who's car is this? < <Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. < <The driver owned the car. < <Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's <a gun in it? < <Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. < <Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. < <Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said <there's a body in it. < <Driver: No problem. < <Trunk is opened; no body. < <Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you <told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the <glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. < <Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com
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