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Sue- Have you seen this? Thought you might get a kick out of it! Kathy
----- Original Message ----- From: "theparks" <theparks@ev1.net< To: "travis" <tkelley@totalaccess.net<; "the fells" <smjf@aol.com<; "maryc" <marychen@twsco.com<; "kathy" <tkelley5@austin.rr.com< Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 3:32 PM Subject: FW: words on A&M...... < This is funny if you have time to read it! < < -----Original Message----- < From: daniel gustafson [mailto:dgustafson@anational.com] < Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 1:25 PM < To: theparks@ev1.net; britking@yahoo.com; jharvey@jw.com; < mahemail@yahoo.com; tahoeparks@sierra.net; robertgeller@compuserve.com; < Ted_Kennedy@agfg.com; Tionewton@aol.com; TippettsD@WEMED.COM; < todd.dunn@tartantextile.com; tspencer@mlrpc.com; < Steven.K.McCann@ENRON.com; RSkloss@brobeck.com; dsglenn@swbell.net; < duncan.rhodes@elpaso.com; rickflume@hotmail.com; pedrozv@aol.com; < johnh6565@aol.com; dbryan1@elp.rr.com < Subject: Fwd: words on A&M...... < < < < <From: Tionewton@aol.com < <Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 11:31:55 EDT < <Subject: Fwd: words on A&M...... < <To: dgustafson@anational.com < <X-Mailer: AOL 6.0 for Windows US sub 10539 < < < < < <Return-path: <TEXASKEW@aol.com< < <From: TEXASKEW@aol.com < <Full-name: TEXASKEW < <Message-ID: <9f.1afa39a8.28ce2e48@aol.com< < <Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 10:55:04 EDT < <Subject: Fwd: words on A&M...... < <To: Tionewton@aol.com < <MIME-Version: 1.0 < <Content-Type: multipart/mixed; < boundary="part2_c4.1a7b2bc0.28ce2e48_boundary" < <X-Mailer: AOL 6.0 for Windows US sub 10535 < < < < < <Return-Path: <Claude.Koontz@chase.com< < <Received: from rly-yh01.mx.aol.com (rly-yh01.mail.aol.com < <[172.18.147.33]) by air-yh05.mail.aol.com (v80.17) with ESMTP id < <MAILINYH56-0910104757; Mon, 10 Sep 2001 10:47:57 -0400 < <Received: from emappx12.net.tid.chase.com ([170.148.48.205]) by < <rly-yh01.mx.aol.com (v80.17) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINYH12-0910104725; < <Mon, 10 Sep 2001 10:47:25 -0400 < <Received: from EMAMPE13.notes.chase.com (unverified) by < <emappx12.net.tid.chase.com < < (Content Technologies SMTPRS 4.1.5) with ESMTP id < < <Taa9430d355e8218824@emappx12.net.tid.chase.com<; < < Mon, 10 Sep 2001 10:45:31 -0400 < <Subject: Fwd: words on A&M...... < <To: WILLIAM.AHERON@chase.com, "Dennis, Matt W" <Matt_Dennis@AIMFUNDS.COM<, < < Luis Garcia <luis@garcialks.com<, < < Frank Hall <Frankh@doctorandpatient.com<, DAVID.KEY@chase.com, < < warren knight <wak@accesscom.net<, Luis.Ricardo.Leon@chase.com, < < edward lindsay <edwardlindsay@compuserve.com<, < Carlos.Sole@enron.com, < < TEXASKEW@aol.com < <Cc: ckk@texas.net < <From: Claude.Koontz@chase.com < <Date: Mon, 10 Sep 2001 09:41:04 -0500 < <Message-ID: <OFB03493D5.5773D192-ON86256AC3.004C504D@notes.chase.com< < <X-MIMETrack: Serialize by Router on EMAMPE13/CHASE(Release 5.0.7 |March < <21, 2001) at 09/10/2001 < < 10:39:48 AM < <MIME-Version: 1.0 < <Content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii < <X-Mailer: Unknown (No Version) < < < < < < < <Fox Sports Show Host Jim Rome's Opinions on Texas A&M: < < < <1) They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old < <army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation < <they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. < <You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite < <UT. < < < < < <2) Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the < <1870's passed legislation to start a state university they also < <decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main school (University < <of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. Aggies love to < <say their school is older, from where they get that I don't < <now......the fact is, the State intended A&M to be a branch of UT. < <They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny < <Devito in "Twins". < < < < < <3) So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must < <devote their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are < <just as good. All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good < <school, yet they won't shut up. So they write a fight < <song......about?....Texas, and how they want to beat them. They have < <a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how bad Texas is and < <how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is the world's largest < <known case of penis envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M < <does. < < < < < <4) The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are < <at A&M. There are some nice people there. However...there is the < <Corp. East Texas' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For < <every boy scout who never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe < <Toys, there is the Corp. < < < <Now, forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par < <grades enroll if they agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that < <the Corps looked like a Gestapo hate rally while beating down < <students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the < <numerous hazing charges that have been filed against them, and swept < <under the rug over the years, they just this past month have had one < <Corps member bring charges against another Corps member who < <apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual < <sodomy. Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by < <these Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have < <your own stories. < < < <The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force < <Academy; however, nobody respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind < <of the laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress < <like the Army, and try and act like the Army, does not make you the < <Army. People at A&M don't even respect these clowns. It is not cool < <to shave your head and dress up. < < < <Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to < <carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel. < < < < < <5) It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on < <national television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18 year old < <girls in the stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it < <not cool, it should be against the law. I know that in College < <Station, students are just prone to mount each other on the campus < <lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anything good happens < <you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start sucking on < <her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upon. < <Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved < <the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were < <gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football < <game, some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed < <during somebody's Thanksgiving dinner. < < < <We do not need to see burly women engaged in a suckfest every time < <your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. Some of < <these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique counter. < <Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give them < <a veil. < < < < < <6) "t.u." is not funny. It is NOT insulting. It is dumb. Just < <imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. < <That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why < <UT fans don't do it. Please learn. < < < < < <7) You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond < <of sheep, of people that aren't stupid? Then quit building things < <that fall down.Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on < <national TV. Quit whooping in church. Quit whooping period. Quit < <putting up scoreboards for the enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit < <spending your Friday nights practicing how to yell. Quit telling < <rape jokes to reporters when you're running for Governor. When you < <are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form asks for your < <phone #, H & W, quit putting 258-3999, Height 6'3", Weight 185. < <Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves. Go to East < <Texas, tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a 5th < <grade education why they cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your < <fan base. This is why you are perceived by the educated masses as < <stupid. < < < < < <8) Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be < <louder, they might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no < <musical ability. The point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit < <getting geeked up about marching bands. I find it hard to believe < <you stood through your high school band's entire halftime < <performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then and nobody cares now. < <Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you do care. Why < <is it cool all of a sudden now that you're in college? < < < < < <9) Men should never let out high pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps < <the only justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is < <perhaps during an anal probe. Oh wait...I understand now. < < < < < <10) Dogs are not ladies. They don't look or smell like ladies. Dogs < <eat their own feces and should be treated accordingly. < < < < < <11) Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit < <pretending that it is a great college town. It is a town and there < <is a college there. That should be the end of this comparison. If < <you feel that life doesn't get any better than the Dixie Chicken, < <and enjoy being stuck in a never ending "Dukes of Hazard" episode, < <then move there. < < < <More importantly, don't move to Austin.....they are trying to < <create an educated, technological, and open minded population base. < <Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting < <place of all that is cool. As my friend Stephen Johnson once said: < <"If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is where < <you would connect the hose." < < < <If you go to school at A&M, please don't be an Aggie. < < < <God Bless the Great State of Texas. < < < < < < < <_________________________________________________________________ < <Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp < < < < < < < <Do You Yahoo!? < <Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! < <Messenger. < <
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