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Subject: Fwd: oops <<Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the shit < < < out of you. < < < < < < Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the < < < less firm they are. < < < < < < Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be < < < long enough. < < < < < < Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw < < < they lose interest. < < < < < < Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to < < < change them. < < < < < < Men are like.....Blenders. You want one, but < < < you're not quite sure why. < < < < < < Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they < < < take a long time to get hard. < < < < < < Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, < < < and they usually head right for your hips. < < < < < < Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, < < < warm, and can keep you up all night long. < < < < < < Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a < < < word they say. < < < < < < Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes < < < are always half off. < < < < < < Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so < < < long to mature. < < < < < < Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you < < < what to do and are usually wrong. < < < < < < Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the < < < first sign of emotion. < < < < < < Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but < < < only for a little while. < < < < < < Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when < < < they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. < < < < < < < Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but < < < not very bright. < < < < < < Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones < < < are taken and the rest are handicapped. < < < < < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp.
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