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-----Original Message----- From: RICHARDS-BROWN Tracy [mailto:tracy.richards-brown@co.multnomah.or.us] Sent: Tuesday, December 04, 2001 10:41 AM To: 'csemper@ect.enron.com' Subject: FW: Dear Santa Cara..... Now for the cynical side of the holidays..... Tracy....love ya Woman!!!! I bet Santa really does want to say some of these things...Wendy Subject: FW: Dear Santa If Santa answered his mail honestly... < < < < < < Dear Santa < < I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud < < boy all yeer. < < < < Yer Frend, < < BiLLy < < < < Dear Billy, < < Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. < < How about I send you a f *** ing book so you can learn to < < read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space < < ranger. At least HE can spell! < < < < Santa < < --- < < Dear Santa, < < I have been a good girl all year,and the only thing I ask < < for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! < < < < Love, < < Sarah < < < < Dear Sarah, < < Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? < < < < Santa < < --- < < Dear Santa, < < I don't know if you can do this,but for Christmas, I'd like < < for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what < < you can do. < < < < Love, < < Teddy < < < < Dear Teddy, < < Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door < < in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come < < back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's < < time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos < < instead. < < < < Santa < < --- < < Dear Santa, < < I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a < < dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. < < < < Love, < < Francis < < < < Dear Francis, < < Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. < < < < Santa < < --- < < Dear Santa, < < I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left < < carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. < < < < Love, < < Susan < < < < Dear Susan, < < Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my < < face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? < < Leave me a bottle of scotch. < < < < Santa < < --- < < Dear Santa, < < I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please < < PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? < < < < Timmy < < < < Timmy, < < That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that < < crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. < < < < Santa
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