A Man, His Wife And The Cop

< A Man, His Wife And The Cop
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< A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror
< pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a
< stop, a police officer approaches the car.
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< The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
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< Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour
< zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.
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< Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
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< Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife
< dirty look.]
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< Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail
< light.
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< Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
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< Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!
< [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
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< Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing
< your seat belt.
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< Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
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< Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
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< The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't
< you just shut up?!"
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< The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your
< husband talk to you this way all the time?"
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< Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
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