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Subject:[smu-betas] Soooooooo you gots a problem wit my Double wide
Date:Fri, 17 Aug 2001 16:36:59 -0700 (PDT)

More Okie Betas
[IMAGE][IMAGE]Here I am 50 years old and what have I done with my life? We=
ll I do have the Double-Wide , and the little lady Patsy Joe Dale Bob. And=
the illegitimate children. Caroline JoeDale Bob on who I spent all my alum=
inum can money , sending her to Boston College, & Holly JoeDale Bob who wil=
l use up the winnings from the chicken fights sending her to college in Sou=
th Carolina, then there is little Tommy Joe Dale Bob who takes after me; he=
gets the Double wide when I'm gone, and special Janie Jane Jane Joe Dale =
Bob our baby who works down at the A&W to support our propane usage. But =
surely there is more to Life. Had I not consumed all those free beers at G=
ordos I would have had more of those brain cells and I too could have been =
as successful as the Betas that followed me. I feel so inadequate when I am=
invariably compared to the likes of Strobes, Dent, Rocky, and you know th=
ere's Drow plus that most successful Clay Coburn. I will feel like the imp=
udent Senior Citizen I am when Johnny Miller pulls up the Internet link to =
his front-page success article and the others in the class of the class of =
75. I can only hope Beek, my little brother Bless his heart, will send me =
a Good pornographic joke.
AND Gall Darn It I forgot two other OKIE Betas Thems Robert Margo , Joe Pa=
rks and Paul Porter.
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