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---------------------- Forwarded by Gareth Davies/EU/Enron on 16/05/2001 13:47 --------------------------- "Martin Hurry" <martinhurry@hotmail.com< on 16/05/2001 13:14:03 To: andyprosser11@hotmail.com, anyawoo@hotmail.com, ffionhafd@aol.com, gareth.davies@enron.com, defjefmullen@hotmail.com, jon_cowley@hotmail.com, bates_julia@hotmail.com, eadrury@hotmail.com, marianne.oates@virgin.net, nickbrooke@hotmail.com, robgent@hotmail.com, Thomas.McCormick@student.shu.ac.uk cc: Subject: Fwd: FW: Rude/Sexist Female Jokes <From: "Paul Rainer" <tallospaulos@hotmail.com< <To: alandresessine@yahoo.com, matthewclapcott@supanet.com, <martinhurry@hotmail.com, ollydip@aol.com, Pjalamos2001@aol.com, <rob_humphrey@marketforce.co.uk <Subject: Fwd: FW: Rude/Sexist Female Jokes <Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 17:41:37 +0100 < < < < < <From: Paul Rainer <PRainer@Channel4.co.uk< < <To: "'tallospaulos@hotmail.com'" <tallospaulos@hotmail.com< < <Subject: FW: Rude/Sexist Female Jokes < <Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 11:30:08 -0000 < < < < < < < < < -----Original Message----- < < < From: Neil Masters < < < Sent: 15 May 2001 09:39 < < < To: Paul Rainer < < < Subject: FW: Rude/Sexist Female Jokes < < < < < < < < < < < < -----Original Message----- < < < From: Rob Coleman [SMTP:robs_vtr@hotmail.com] < < < Sent: 14 May 2001 17:24 < < < To: judith@asdem.co.uk; dtulett@taylorriley.co.uk; < < < NEMasters@Channel4.co.uk < < < Subject: Rude/Sexist Female Jokes < < < < < < You may or may not have seen these b4. < < < < < < Robbo (Sorry Jo!) < < < < < < <1/ Why did God create woman? < < < < To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. < < < < < < < < 2/ If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird < < < < of true love? < < < < The swallow < < < < < < < < 3/ How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? < < < < Phone her. < < < < < < < < 4/ Why do women fake orgasms? < < < < Because they think men care. < < < < < < < < 5/ What is the definition of "making love"? < < < < Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. < < < < < < < < 6/ What should you do if your girlfriend starts < < < < smoking? < < < < Slow down and use a lubricant. < < < < < < < < 7/ What's the difference between oral sex and anal < < < < sex? < < < < Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak < < < < [whole week..!] < < < < < < < < 8/ How many sexists does it take to change a < < < < lightbulb? < < < < None, let the bitch cook in the dark. < < < < < < < < 9/ What's the difference between P.M.S. and B.S.E? < < < < One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural < < < < problem. < < < < < < < < 10/ Why does the bride always wear white? < < < < Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the < < < < stove and < < < < refrigerator. < < < < < < < < 11/ What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? < < < < Nothing, she's already been told twice. < < < < < < < < 12/ How many men does it take to open a beer? < < < < None. It should be opened by the time she brings it < < < < in. < < < < < < < < 13/ If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to < < < < nag at you, what < < < < have < < < < you done wrong? < < < < Made her chain too long. < < < < < < < < 14/ How do you turn a fox into an elephant? < < < < Marry it! < < < < < < < < 15/ What is the difference between a battery and a < < < < woman? < < < < A battery has a positive side. < < < < < < < < 16/ What are the three fastest means of communication? < < < < 1) Internet < < < < 2) Telephone < < < < 3) Telawoman < < < < < < < < 17/ Why do hunters make the best lovers? < < < < Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once < < < < and they eat < < < < what < < < < they shoot. < < < < < < < < 18/ How are fat girls and mopeds alike? < < < < They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. < < < < < < < < 19/ How is a woman like a condom? < < < < Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on < < < < your dick. < < < < < < < < 20/ What should you give a woman who has everything? < < < < A man to show her how to work it. < < < < < < < < 21/ How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? < < < < They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and < < < < in the end you < < < < lose < < < < your house. < < < < < < < < 22/ Why does a bride smile when she walks up the < < < < aisle? < < < < She knows she's given her last blow job. < < < < < < < < 23/ What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? < < < < A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch < < < < sleeps with < < < < everyone < < < < at the party except you. < < < < < < < < 24/ What's the difference between your wife and your < < < < job? < < < < After 10 years the job still sucks. < < < < < < < < 25/ What's the difference between love, true love, and < < < < showing off? < < < < Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. < < < < < < < < 26/ Why is the space between a women's breasts and her < < < < hips called a < < < < waist? < < < < Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in < < < < there. < < < < < < < < 27/ Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? < < < < When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. < < < < < < < < 28/ How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? < < < < Put a nipple on it. < < < < < < < < 29/ Why did the woman cross the road? < < < < What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first < < < < place? < < < < < < < < 30/ Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? < < < < Because it doesn't need cleaning yet. < < < <--- End forwarded message --- < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <_________________________________________________________________________ < < < Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at <http://www.hotmail.com. < < < < < < < <Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not <necessarily < <represent those of Channel Four Television Corporation unless <specifically < <stated. 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