FW: Priceless

-----Original Message-----
From: Fairley, David
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 1:52 PM
To: Piazze, Tara; Acevedo, Rudy; Braddock, Billy; Day, Amanda; Emmons,
Suzette; Jafry, Rahil; Kroll, Heather; Marshall, Howard; Rorschach,
Reagan
Subject: RE: Priceless

I could actually see GW doing this!!
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<
< Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W.
< Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new
< anti-terrorism process.
<
< When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's
< chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Akhund presses the
< first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches
< Bush in the face.
<
< Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later the
< < second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in
< < the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George carries on talking, not
< wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
<
< But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks
< Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough.
<
< "I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Afghan. "We'll finish these
< talks in Washington in two weeks!"
<
< A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks.
<
< As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm
< and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation.
<
< They begin talking and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but
< nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes
< later he presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but again nothing
< happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the
< third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothing happens.
<
< President Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
<
< "Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!"
<
< And George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan??"
<
<

-----Original Message-----
From: Piazze, Tara
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 1:38 PM
To: Acevedo, Rudy; Braddock, Billy; Day, Amanda; Emmons, Suzette;
Fairley, David; Jafry, Rahil; Kroll, Heather; Marshall, Howard; Piazze,
Tara; Rorschach, Reagan
Subject: FW: Priceless

This made me laugh out loud.

-----Original Message-----
From: Weatherwax, Michael [mailto:michael.weatherwax@mustangeng.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 1:13 PM
To: Cook, Chuck; Stevens, Jim
Cc: Piazze, Tara
Subject: FW: Priceless

-----Original Message-----
From: Ron.Savage@fritolay.com [mailto:Ron.Savage@fritolay.com]
Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2001 5:30 AM
To: ltbutton@cybertrails.com
Cc: Dakotasoo@aol.com; Brad Sanders; Dan Hunter; Dan Petersen; Don Borg;
Jim Mullins; Ken Ribelin; CN=Ken/O=Donna Pitzlin; Larry Adams; Linda
Weatherwax; Lyle T. Button; Manny Bercovich; Marty Holmes; CN=Mike/O=Sue
Elson; RUSS CRUM; Scott Paulsen; Steve Sutherland; Tom Glass; Tom
Wagner; Tracy Castell
Subject: Priceless

Something to cheer you up, lol.

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