FW:

-----Original Message-----
From: Kerry Jones [mailto:kjone19@home.com]
Sent: Wednesday, August 15, 2001 4:15 PM
To: Stokley, Chris; Clayton Clark; Dennis Hallack; John Chelchowski; Ricky Kahl
Subject: FW:

< DINNER CONVERSATION
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< WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
< MAN: Definitely not!
< WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
< MAN: Of course I do.
< WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
< MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
< WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
< MAN: (makes audible groan)
< WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
< MAN: Where else would we sleep?
< WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
< MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
< WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
< MAN: No, she's left-handed.
< WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
< MAN: Shit.
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