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Update time. What is the latest on the job hunt? Since talking w/ you I have seen so many articles coming out on how difficult it is for the recent grads to find employment. I was hoping that I could be of more help to you, but Enron is long people right now. I do feel like I can be of some help by year-end, but I realize that doesn't help you rt now. I am spending pretty much every week in Houston until year end trying to get one of our internal units sorted out. Maybe we can try to hook up one weekend in Houston, if not, I will see before the year is out.
PS. Rachel is coming in to town this month and she wants to make sure she gets a chance to see you. I will find out exact dates and send them to you. Your bud Chris -----Original Message----- From: Kerry Jones [mailto:kjone19@home.com] Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 9:06 AM To: Stokley, Chris; Gerald Richmond; Gregory Lavergne; John Mark Brewer; John Chelchowski Subject: FW: Amusing quotes Here are a few quotes that I think you'll like. (1) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Lewis Grizzard (2) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." - Jeff Foxworthy (3) "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams (4) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." - Dave Barry (5) "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -Marilyn Pittman (6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." - Bob Ettinger (7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." - Paula Poundstone (8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men." I just want to say to the authors of that study: "huh?" - Conan O'Brien (9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my Goodness.... I could be eating a slow learner." - Lynda Montgomery (10) "The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner." - Roseanne (11) "I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" - Richard Jeni (12) "If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -Johnny Carson (13) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." - Paul Rodriguez (14) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law." - Jerry Seinfeld (15) "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" - Warren Hutcherson (16) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." -Oscar Wilde (17) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." - Mae West (18) "Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress ... But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain (19) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait." - A. Whitney Brown (20) "Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet," - Robin Williams (21) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." - Roseanne (22) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal (23) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry (24) "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." - George Carlin (25) "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." - Author Unknown (26) Advice for the day: If you have a lot a tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children" (27) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey
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