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La. came out of this unscathed ;)
-----Original Message----- From: Perry, Todd Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 4:25 PM To: Oh, Jeffrey; Bruce, James; Symes, Kate; Swain, Steve; Stokley, Chris; Mumm, Chris; Oh, John Subject: FW: State Mottos Alabama At least we're not Mississippi Alaska 11,623 Eskimos can't be wrong Arizona But it's a dry heat Arkansas Litterasy ain't everthing California As seen on TV Colorado If you don't ski, don't bother Connecticut Like Massachusetts, only dirtier and with less character Deleware We really do like the chemicals in our water Florida Ask us about our grandkids Welcome to God's waiting room Georgia We put the "fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii Haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki toru (Death to mainland scum but leave your money) Idaho More than just potatoes.....Well okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are real good Illinois Please don't pronounce the "s" Indiana 2 billion years tidal wave free Iowa We do amazing things with corn Home of James Tiberius Kirk Kansas First of the rectangle states Kentucky Five million people; fifteen last names Maine We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster Maryland A thinking man's Delaware Massachusetts Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (For most tax brackets) Michigan First line of defense from Canadians Minnesota 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000 mosquitos Our Governor can beat up your Governor Mississippi Come feel better about your own state Missouri Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work Montana Land of the big sky, the Unabomber, right-wing crazies, and very little else Nebraska Ask about our state motto contest Nevada Whores and poker New Hampshire Go away and leave us alone New Jersey Ya wanna ##$%##! motto? I got yer ##$%##! motto right here! New Mexico Lizards make excellent pets New York You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney.... North Carolina Tobacco is a vegetable North Dakota We really are one of the 50 states! Ohio We wish we were in Michigan Oklahoma Like the play, only no singing Oregon Spotted Owl...It's what's for dinner Pennsylvania Cook with coal Rhode Island We're not REALLY an island South Carolina Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender South Dakota Closer than North Dakota Tennesse The educashum state Texas S? hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English) Utah Our Jesus is better than your Jesus Vermont Yep Virginia Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix? Washington Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackers Washington DC Wanna be Mayor? West Virginia One big happy family - really! Wisconsin Eat cheese or die Come cut our cheese Wyoming Wynot? Best regards, Keven Malkewitz e-mail: keven_malkewitz@ncsu.edu Phone: (919) 515-6953 Address: Keven Malkewitz North Carolina State University College of Management/Department of Business Management Campus Box 7229 Raleigh, North Carolina 27695-7229
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