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<From: "Kendra Carter" <kenfranc@hotmail.com< <To: allison1822@yahoo.com, ald269@aol.com, audra5233@aol.com, <CCollins@pinetree.esc7.net, ChrissyD2182@aol.com, <erinleeburrows@hotmail.com, JCollier323@aol.com, jeska2379@aol.com, <Katee877@aol.com, lsutaylor@hotmail.com <Subject: Fwd: Fw: Advice to the young <Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2001 10:17:52 -0600 < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp --------- Inline attachment follows --------- From: <kenfranc@hotmail.com< To: allison1822@yahoo.com, ald269@aol.com, audra5233@aol.com, CCollins@pinetree.esc7.net, ChrissyD2182@aol.com, erinleeburrows@hotmail.com, JCollier323@aol.com, jeska2379@aol.com, Katee877@aol.com, lsutaylor@hotmail.com Date: Monday, November 19, 2001 4:17:52 GMT Subject: <From: "ameli ramirez" <To: "kendra carter" , "kellie williamson" , "kathy gerecke" , "joanna klose" , "jennifer jones" , "courtney houghton" , "christina pikla" , "brooke speaks" <Subject: Fw: Advice to the young <Date: Sat, 17 Nov 2001 13:16:12 -0600 < < < < < THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE ENTERING THE REAL < < < WORLD < < < < < < < < < < < < < A person needs only two tools. WD-40 and duct < < < tape. If it doesn't move < < < and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and < < < shouldn't, use the tape. < < < < < < < < < < Any and all compliments can be handled by simply < < < saying "Thank you", < < < though it helps if you say it with a Southern < < < accent. < < < < < < < < < < Some people are working backstage, some are < < < playing in the orchestra, < < < some are on-stage singing, some are in the audience < < < as critics, some are < < < there to applaud. Know who and where you are. < < < < < < < < < < Never give yourself a haircut after three < < < margaritas. < < < < < < < < < < When baking, follow directions. When cooking, < < < go by your own taste. < < < < < < < < < < Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the < < < waiter. < < < < < < < < < < If you tell a lie, don't believe it deceives < < < only the other person. < < < < < < < < < < The five most essential words for a healthy, < < < vital relationship: "I < < < apologize" and "You are right". < < < < < < < < < < Everyone seems normal until you get to know < < < them. < < < < < < < < < < When you make a mistake, make amends < < < immediately. It's easier to eat < < < crow while it's still warm. < < < < < < < < < < I've learned to pick my battles; I ask myself, < < < Will this matter one year < < < from now? How about one month? One week? One day? < < < < < < < < < < Never pass up an opportunity to pee. < < < < < < < < < < If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You < < < have another chance! < < < < < < < < < < Living well really is the best revenge. < < < < < < < < < < Being miserable because of a bad or former < < < relationship just proves that < < < the other person was right about you. < < < < < < < < < < Be really nice to your friends because you never < < < know when you are going < < < to need them to empty your bed pan and hold your < < < hand. < < < < < < < < < < Work is good but it's not important. < < < < < < < < < < Never underestimate the kindness of your fellow < < < man. < < < < < < < < < < You are the only person who can truly make you < < < happy. < < < < < < < And finally... Being happy doesn't mean < < < everything's perfect, it just < < < means you've decided to see beyond the < < < imperfections < < < <-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com < <
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